Time Traveling Cyber Gators

What if we believed that D&D is irredeemably based on a colonialist mindset? What if we imposed a leftist gaze on the money-hungry, individualistic framework of OSR rulesets? Kinda like if you based a world on that half a Ursula K. Leguin novel you read 5 years ago, except with orcs.
Enter...

Time Traveling Cyber Gators


Adventurers have plundered our land! They've pillaged dungeons and towns alike, flooded the market with gold, and created massive wealth inequality. Oh yeah, and all hirelings are slaves now.
To prevent this awful future from occurring, cyber gator cops from the future have travelled back in time to stop the PCs' rise to despotism. The gators aim to clear out dungeons' wealth and assassinate prominent adventurers. The PCs, unaware of what atrocities their actions will lead to, will invariably view the gators as enemies. If they by some chance learn more about the gators' purpose, the PCs will have some difficult decisions to make.

  • Do they go through with resisting the gators' advances, thus becoming complicit in the dystopia to come?
  • Do they let the gators go through with the assassinations? In which case, there is a risk that the gators will not fully plunder the land's many dungeons, and the denizens of the underworld may rise up in insurmountable numbers.
  • Even if the underworld horrors are kept at bay, is alligator communism really the ideal form of government?

The Temporal Gate


In the future, the cyber gators have a temporal gate which they use to travel to the past. Only 5 people can enter the gate at once, and the gate allows travel to any location, to any time before when the gate was built. When the gate is used, it needs to cool down for 2 weeks before reuse. It also creates a time bubble around the destination time: no further time travel can be made, ever, to the time period enveloping the week before and after the destination time.
When in cool-down, the temporal gate emits a hazy vision of those who travelled back in time. Once cool-down is finished, such visions stop.
There is currently no known way for the cyber gators to return to their future.

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